7:32: MY GOD NEIL PATRICK HARRIS's JACKET.
7:35 steve martin you asshole
7:36: MISSED CHRIS'S AUDIENCE KISS
7:37 Yikes steve and alec.
7:38: Why is gabourey stuck in a random corner of the theatre?
7:38 wait, front row bitches!!!
7:42: did sandra suckle on the jugular of a virgin to get her lips so red
7:43: what just happened with clooney?
7:44: Supporting Actor, oh Penelope you have no idea what you are saying
7:48: Winner: no surprise, inglorious basterds SUUUUCKED
7:50: BLIND SIDE BOOOOOORING (mininap time)
7:57: the colors... oh the yay ed asner!
7:58: winner for animated film: UP YAY!!!! Thanks for showing all the old guys in the audience
8:01: it's gonna be okay miley
8:04: Best song: i kinda liked that crazy heart song.
8:05: T Bone looks like a healthy james cameron
8:05: CHRIS PINE HOTTTTTT
8:12: oh, oh tina. she is having a GOOD day
8:13: J.Lo lost her shit at the dirty mole people joke
8:15: Best original screeenplay: Hurt locker, adding more weight to the possibility the ex will win over the KING OF THE WORLD
8:16: jane seymour next to jason bateman... why?
8:17 WHOA MOLLY
8:21: matt's totally getting head from sarah jessica tonight. from her bronze alien face mouth thing.
8:22: is macauley getting younger?
8:31: I think i missed an award
8:32: So Franch. FRAAAANCH.
8:36: The one with the men dancing
8:37: HATE BEN STILLER HATE
8:40: MORE SPOCK IN THESE OSCARS
8:41: Best Makeup: thank you for awarding the sci-fi film instead of best makeup for: moustaches and wrinkles.
8:48: i would NOT fuck jake gyllenhaal
8:50: Best adaptascreenplay: HUZZAHPRECIOUS! oh gabby you're so too!!
8:52: Please let gabby win best actress, god, please
8:52: hells yeah queen latifah: looks FABBBULOUSSSTH
8:54: LAUREN BACALL AND ROGER CORMAN WOW!! so. old.
8:57: Best supp actresss come on moniquemoniquemonique: YYYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'm totes gonna cry now.
9:01: An Eduwhation?
9:06: Avatar secures it's first win... so it begins
9:09: why is keanu reeves at the oscars?
9:10: sarah jessica parker is the tallest oompa loompa ever
9:11: Best Costumes: yay. i guess. Sandy Powell looks GORGEOUS.
9:18: UGHHHH BARFFFEESST taylor and kristin. taylor lautner is RETARDED.
9:20: there will never be enough horror movie montages
9:24: Best sound: hurt locker whatever STAR TREK WAS WAY BETTER
9:26: Best mixing: hurt locker again WATCH OUT JIM.
9:30: Quentin Tarantino can BLOW ME. not really cause... gross.
9:34: I no longer remember why sandra bullock was my favorite actress once upon a time...
9:36: Best Cinematograaphy: AVATAR, s'gonna be close
9:38: wtf am i watching right now. oh right. tribute. LAME. james taylor LAAAME
9:45: DAYUM sam worthington is HAAWWT. look at those sexy glasses
9:47: Not okay with this modern dance thing for the best score nominees
9:49: score for Fantastic Mr. Fox: STUNNING
9:51: CLOONEY IS AN ASSHOLE
9:52: WINNER FOR BEST SCORE:.... YAY FOR MICHAEL GIACCHINO!!
9:54: How will Avatar NOT win visual effects: DUURRRHHHH...
9:58: Will Oscar history be made, will a blackie win? A *whisper* woman? Or will Whitey McWhiterson reign supreme yet again?
10:04: FUCKA YOU DORPHIN FUCKA YOU WHARE!!!
10:06: Mr. President of the federation.
10:08: Best Editing: Hurt Locker again. I wonder...
10:08: WHY KEANU WHY
10:15: QT GROSSSS
10:16: kara- anything with a train and hands, i'll probably watch it
10:16: SO HAPPY the White Ribbon did Not win.
10:18: LOVE YOU KATHY BATES
10:26: God i love jeff bridges
10:32: YAY JEFF BRIDGES BEST ACTOR YAYYYY. Also totally thought Jeremy Renner was gonna win.
10:33: Also, that category took 10 minutes.
10:39: CROSS FINGERS FOR GABBY SIDIBE!!!
10:42: Low point of the evening: learning Forest Whitaker directed Hope Floats.
10:48: BEST ACTRESS: you're FUCKING kidding me. You suck Sandra Bullock. I'm not buying your tears.
10:53: You lose Barbara, you lose.
10:55: Best Director: Dear Katharine, Jim will still always have more money than you.
10:58: Most awkward award presentation ever. So the hurt locker won. huh.
Bored now. this was way longer than it should have been.