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I think my keyboard hates me.
So, I totally got trapped in the elevator at work today. That's the sears tower. Being trapped in an elevator in the tallest building in the states SUCKSSSSS.
I tried to reimagine the experience, it was traumatic lemme tell you!
The for real camera is currently dead, apologies for the crappier cell phone quality.

Crappier than i expected. Here be a series!!!

Still, i got uber excited when i figured out how to send pictures from my phone to the computer without internets. Bluetooth, who fuckin knew?
This blog will also chronicle my emergence into the 20th century. or whatever.


So, i got stuck in the elevator, our securty cards don't work for this particular one, and every floor the elevator was called to was empty (SCARY) and i had to wait for someone in the lobby to call it. I almost called security, (DAMMIT I FORGOT TO DRAW THE STUPID PHONE), but was saved JIT: just in time. is that a thing? i can never figure out that shit.

LAME. I have to leave for work in like an hour. good thing i slept this afternoon. my sleep schedule gets all fuddled by the end of the week. but you don't give a snail's shit about that do you?

in fact, i'm not even sure why i mentioned that. Here's an elevator phone:

Day EINNN

My first post. The three things in my room I'm most ashamed of.


1. Lady in the Water. 
2. Crappy 3D glasses.
3. The bottle I use to urinate when the bathroom is taken and I have to pee so bad that I actually have a bottle to pee into in my room.


Also see if you can find: 
Carrot cake ordered from a mediterranean restaraunt
Sandwich for lunch/dinner that has not been eaten (though it was ordered four hours earlier)
Delicious soup!
Stein of water
Polar bears
A HOWARD!!!
A ukelele
A Poe
And that lamp isn't usually there, it's just an indication of how much i futzed around while trying to take this godawful portrait.
ARE YOU READY FOR MORE OF THIS KINDA CRAP????


stay tuned...